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		<title>Sauna Pants Infomercial</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
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			If you&#039;ve ever thought, &#34;I wish there were a way to dial up the moisture down below but without looking too formal,&#34; Sauna Pants are a &#60;b&#62;real&#60;/b&#62; product that exist for you and your soon-to-be-very-lonely lifestyl...]]></description>
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			<td>If you&#39;ve ever thought, &quot;I wish there were a way to dial up the moisture down below but without looking too formal,&quot; Sauna Pants are a &lt;b&gt;real&lt;/b&gt; product that exist for you and your soon-to-be-very-lonely lifestyle.</td>
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		<title>Spider-Kid, Spider-Kid</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
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			As much as I want to think this is cool, I can&#039;t help to be slightly freaked out by how it looks.
			      
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			<td>As much as I want to think this is cool, I can&#39;t help to be slightly freaked out by how it looks.</td>
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		<title>70MPH Mobility Scooter In The Snow</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
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			Looks like people will be getting to Walmart much faster now!
			      
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			<td>Looks like people will be getting to Walmart much faster now!</td>
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		<title>This Kid Makes Banjo Playing Cool</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
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			Now this is the type of banjo playing I can get behind, unlike the &#34;Deliverance&#34; kind.
			      
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			<td>Now this is the type of banjo playing I can get behind, unlike the &quot;Deliverance&quot; kind.</td>
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		<title>Snowball Through The Window</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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			A snowball fight breaks out, and a guy catches a snowball going through a window on camera. This has got to be a one-in-a-million occurrence. 
			      
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			<td>A snowball fight breaks out, and a guy catches a snowball going through a window on camera. This has got to be a one-in-a-million occurrence. </td>
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		<title>Bulldog Tackles Baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:51:16 +0000</pubDate>
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			I think the baby&#039;s life flashed before his eyes right before the tackle. It consisted of being born, getting dressed in a onesie, going outside, and getting tackled by this bulldog.
			      
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			<td>I think the baby&#39;s life flashed before his eyes right before the tackle. It consisted of being born, getting dressed in a onesie, going outside, and getting tackled by this bulldog.</td>
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		<title>Chick Gets Instant Revenge On Butt Grab</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			This chick immediately drops a guy who tries to grab her butt while she is shopping.
			      
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			<td>This chick immediately drops a guy who tries to grab her butt while she is shopping.</td>
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		<title>Tiger Wants Tiger Slippers&#8230; NOW</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 02:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
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			It&#039;s not his fault. He&#039;s lived his life in a cage and has never seen people wearing Skele-Toes. He doesn&#039;t know how stupid foot-shaped shoes look when you wear them.
			      
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			<td>It&#39;s not his fault. He&#39;s lived his life in a cage and has never seen people wearing Skele-Toes. He doesn&#39;t know how stupid foot-shaped shoes look when you wear them.</td>
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		<title>Russia&#8217;s Luckiest Driver Swerves All Over Road</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
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			In Russia, you don&#039;t have good luck. Good luck has you.
			      
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			<td>In Russia, you don&#39;t have good luck. Good luck has you.</td>
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		<title>M.I.A.&#8217;s Cool New Video &quot;Bad Girls&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
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			It&#039;s a little unusual for us to post music videos, but this video was cool enough that we thought it warranted a little extra attention. Here&#039;s hoping her next video has Iranian female ninjas.
			      
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			<td>It&#39;s a little unusual for us to post music videos, but this video was cool enough that we thought it warranted a little extra attention. Here&#39;s hoping her next video has Iranian female ninjas.</td>
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